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Sh** on the face

That's what some of us really deserve.
We erect big statues - out in the open - to honor those that have led us...
These big erections are exposed to the vagaries of nature - we're ok with that. Birds come and perform excretions on the heads of our "ESTEEMED" leaders - we're ok with that.Some stupid ass goes and puts a shoe there - we go to town killing each other.
Is this what we've become - 60 years after independence....?

I don't blame the politicians.... they will take advantage wherever and whenever they can. I don't blame the poverty stricken youth who have no other outlet for their repressed anger.

I blame myself... I blame you - the "educated" youth who do nothing to stop this. I blame the intelligentsia of this 1 billlion strong man-machine for not getting it's footwear right.

We're a bunch of losers - no wonder - we get our asses kicked!!!

Yes - as some of my friends have pointed out - this is strong.. we need some strong medicine…

Casino Royale - a must watch!!

I watched Casino Royale on Friday night. First day - night show!!

This is one heck of a film. It flows with energy. James Bond (for a change) is a man capable of mistakes, capable of getting hurt, and he's strong. Yep - those muscles actually ripple...
Daniel Craig is good. I mean really good. All my initial skepticism was replaced with respect for this versatile actor. He's got a lot of emotional depth and a dark side too.

They've switched from the earlier special effects intensive films to this - a more believable version. This is a film that downplays giimckery in favour of meat and substance.

The Bond ladies do not disappoint either. Eva Green is an eclectic mix
of beauty and brain. She would do better he she hammed a little less.

Last word:
This is the real thing.
Go and watch it.

As Calvin says...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available.
Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise.
And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads.

I pragmatically turn my whims into principles!

Marital jitterations

holy crap.. i'm getting jittery reading all these marriage jokes......


Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.
meri to soch soch ke hi vaat lagreli hai baap!!

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye rahaNaJaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sabki hawaNikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
arrey the marriage is still 5 months away....

Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
I know some things will change....

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
Someday we will argue like this too

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
I have sinned…

tHE aMERICAN dREAM

The reason they call it the American dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.... :-)

I couldn't help but note this from George Carlins book titled "BRAINDROPPINGS".

Just think about it - at some level - this man has hit the nail on the head. Some of the PHOREN craze has died out now - I mean it's not as strong as it was say 10 years back. But still I see youngsters - eager to get out of India for the world at large. Why don't they go to Africa or South America (other than to watch Samba) ? Why is it always US of A??

Maybe they need sleep....

Being Myself

I am me.
Call me arrogant... call me selfish....call me a cold block of stone.
I really don't care.

For the present - my world revolves around me.
Making you happy - makes me happy.
I see that smile and I start to smile. Somewhere it all comes down to that last point about being happy with oneself.

I am happy in my committed state. I was happy when I was single. I was also happy in the relationships that I had.

I did what needed to be done - what worked for me at that point in time. If in the process, people said I was being flexible or attentive or caring and loving - so be it.

I gave and I did not expect - something a wise man taught me when I was younger. So I don't carry scars.
I can meet any of my past girl friends with a straight face and clean mind. When I screwed up - I have said sorry too.

Someone told me once - you're empathetic.. yes I am - because it made me feel nice to be close to someone. Empathy and understanding helped me make a friend.

When I would get back home the…

Us

Supriya and Me...
our ONE online pic :-)

The MAMU

Think about it - we call Mahatma Gandi - desh ke Daddy (aka father of the nation)
So Pyarelal - her brother and secretary to MrMKG was the original MAMU.. everyone can call hum uncle. He is the first UNCLE of the nation!!

Wonder what Munnabhai would say to that??

The Tattoo

I thought about it.
Then decided against it...!!

First I pay the guy
He gives me pain.
He draws on my body too..
Then I realize it's not washable!!

If I wanna remove it... again I pay the guy.
again he gives me pain...!!

aIR pOLLUTION

Have you evr paid attention to the large volume of information flowing around us - in the form of radio waves???
It's there - right now...and all the time!!!

If We were to start counting the sources..
FM radioAM RadioVHFUHFCellphonesFaxesShortwaveTelevisionSatellite transmissionsTV transmissionstelemetryradarthe government - the military - the police- the media...Zillions of elements adding to the air pollution around us - stop blaming the poor factories all the time.The poor "air "- just imagine how busy it has become of late...All this wasn't around a 100 years ago - jus6t imagine how peaceful it was?