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Life - as it is - WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

  1. You can stare at any Girl....... ( actually we do it all the time - no matter the marital status)
  2. You don't have to spend money on her. (you can always go dutch)
  3. You won't get boring result in ur papers.
  4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves . ( but then you're constantly lusting for the hot babes with the cooler guys)
  5. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring
  6. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
  7. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
  8. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
  9. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place
  10. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them (but they'll be busy with their girls... and you're not ingvited cos you're single)
  11. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
  12. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
  13. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
  14. No nonstop nonsense.
  15. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
  16. No more tension.
  17. You can be "urself" (as jerky as always)
  18. You wont have to hide your telephone bills... (or the phone with all those SMSes)


    So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!
    Who am I trying to kid.... I'm the one getting married :-)
2 comments:

I really enjoyed the post, but err...what's this...
"Who am I trying to kid...I'm the one getting married"

Do I hear wedding bells? ;)
Did you like...forget to mention this to ur friends or is this post supposed to be the official announcement? :-)

Tell tell? :-)


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