Life - as it is - WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
- You can stare at any Girl....... ( actually we do it all the time - no matter the marital status)
- You don't have to spend money on her. (you can always go dutch)
- You won't get boring result in ur papers.
- Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves . ( but then you're constantly lusting for the hot babes with the cooler guys)
- This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring
- You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
- Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
- You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
- You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place
- You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them (but they'll be busy with their girls... and you're not ingvited cos you're single)
- You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
- You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
- You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
- No nonstop nonsense.
- You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
- No more tension.
- You can be "urself" (as jerky as always)
- You wont have to hide your telephone bills... (or the phone with all those SMSes)
So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!
Who am I trying to kid.... I'm the one getting married :-)