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In absentia..

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Life - as it is - WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

  1. You can stare at any Girl....... ( actually we do it all the time - no matter the marital status)
  2. You don't have to spend money on her. (you can always go dutch)
  3. You won't get boring result in ur papers.
  4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves . ( but then you're constantly lusting for the hot babes with the cooler guys)
  5. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring
  6. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
  7. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
  8. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
  9. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place
  10. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them (but they'll be busy with their girls... and you're not ingvited cos you're single)
  11. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
  12. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
  13. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
  14. No nonstop nonsense.
  15. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
  16. No more tension.
  17. You can be "urself" (as jerky as always)
  18. You wont have to hide your telephone bills... (or the phone with all those SMSes)

    So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!
    Who am I trying to kid.... I'm the one getting married :-)
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After the sunset...

Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Shahrukh Khan and Preity Zinta... hot stars.. great chemistry onscreeen....

A chronology of their on-screen love story ....

Her first film.. their first together.
They are engaged to be married... Manisha intervenes and love story goes bust

They fall in love again.
He has a congenital heart defect... dies before anything useful can of it

An epic love story spanning 22 years... he keeps silent.. she does too.
They are united at an age .. when sunsets are all that's left of it.

They are actually married in this one.
I presume they did the sunset walk prior to the marriage.
He finds Rani... marriage breaks... no so happy ever after.

They say true love mean - walking off into the sunset... hand in hand!!!
All their films would beg to differ!

Obviously these two need to do a film... where the happily ever after .. happens at the right time.
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Bonds that bind

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Ties that are not necessarily of blood.. yet are stronger than that..
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If I were a movie

Monday, August 07, 2006
Erotic Thriller

You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.

Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush
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Monday, August 07, 2006
Your Monster Profile

Merciless Cannibal

You Feast On: Hot Dogs

You Lurk Around In: Corn Fields

You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans
This is scary..huh
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Hitch unhitched

Sunday, August 06, 2006
I watched "Hitch" again. That film never ceases to amaze.
Every viewing throws up some learning.

First time:
Will Smith is the hero - he is supposed to get the heroine.. he is honest - so he does.

Second time:
No point in planning anything fancy. All plans fall by the wayside!!
Be aware of the need to feel miserable - as Albert puts it. Then tell her.

Third time:
Be aware...
Be honest...
Be spontaneous...
Then jump off the cliff... cos' if you believe that she can make you fly..... you'll never drop like a stone!!
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The adventures of Pappi Singh

Sunday, August 06, 2006
Picture this:
11PM on a Saturday night.
The location is Ricks at the Taj Mansingh in New Delhi.
All the glitterati are there.

Enter : Pappi Singh in pink and white. Mrs. newly married Pappi Singh is also with him. She’s in white and pink.

She proceeds to sit in a corner and catch up on some yuppie conversation. He heads to the bar and loads up on Margaritas.
The music is loud, makes you wanna shake a leg and you look around. Nobody else seems to be dancing – they’re looking for someone to start.

Arrive PJ : “Pappi Jackson” (aka pappi Singh with double margarita)
He proceeds to show us all the moves. They form a big circle and he boogies in the middle.

Our gang has christened him EPS : energized Pappi Singh ….. Some of his friends (males) join in the circle and we now see him in a role, later known as GPS: Gay Pappi Singh.

Mrs. Pappi Singh has had enough….she enters the fray – her man is hers – not another man’s. We now see the HEP avatar, aka “Hyper excited Pappi”. They do the boogie very well.. she stands and he's all over...!! You gotta give him this much - he has energy!

One man – so many roles… truly a Shakespearean experience… seeing 7 ages of man played out in one stage setting !!
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A new challenge

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Approaching new challenges - with ambition and patience.
(Yeah - i know the patience bit doesn't come across too easily in those eyes)
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