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Bihar Driving License....

So I haven't been writing here, for sometime.
Actually I maintain 3 Blogs... one for Life in general, the other for my loves in life and the third for Office.
I do update at least one of these on a daily basis. The stuff below is something that was fwded to me by a friend. It's hilarious and I thought it'd be a good thing to have it on the blog


Bihar Driving License...
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.


1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Other

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: _____________ __________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not
no,leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (C ircle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color


(Check karet box)

13
.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, plea se do not copy
thumb impression also. Please
provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS:


Whaddaya think ????

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