So, to AID YOU - come along, read the 'AIDS Flash', and then ….. share YOUR OWN * unique * strain of the AIDS virus.
Let's have some deshi ones too.
- to create kleenAIDS
- leave out 'colorfulAIDS'
Go on ……………………….SPREAD AIDS !!!!!
AID me in making this contest infectious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you get it by jamming up with oranges in a jar, you’ve got MARMALAID.
Washing it with RIN keeps you SAFAIDS
If you get it from MS , it is JOBAIDS
People with the pink slip go UNPAIDS
People going to heaven always wish they’d got it and gone to HAIDS
Doing it near the forest keeps you in the GLAIDS
Fat people have been getting it from MARMALAIDS
If you cut yourself getting it, it’s called BLAIDS
Sitting on the dock gives you PROMENAIDS
Going on the Holy Wars gives you the CRUSAIDS
Weathermen always have CENTIGRAIDS
If you catch it from Michael Jackson, it’s ADOLESCAIDS.
If you’ve been infected by a dog bite, they call it RABAIDS.
If you are infected by a syringe, it’s INJECTAIDS.
If you catch it from Abdul Karim Telgi, it’s STAMPAIDS.
If you get it from a blood transfusion, it’s TRANSFERAIDS.
If you are infected by the Internet, it’s CYBERAIDS.
"If you got it from the sea and you don't want to get cured then... it’s MERMAIDS!!"
If you get it from a ceremonial procession, it’s called CAVALCAIDS
If u catch it while fishing for someone, it's gotta be MERMAIDS
If it's spread while travelling in mumbai local, it's called MUMAIDS
Anil J Menon
If you catch it while eating chaat in a street corner, it's CHAATAIDS
If it's spread while chatting on net, it's called NETAIDS
If it's spread while playing HOLI, it's called RUNGAIDS
If u catch it by working in Microsoft……..u’ve got BILL GAIDS
If u eat a lot of dairy products……. u get milkmAIDS
If u play too much with fire, u get FIRE BRIGAIDS
No AIDS with lesser the MAIDS you AID(ES)
Moses John Wesley
If you get it from Bihar, you have got LALOO PRASAD YADAVAIDS.
If you get it from beautiful women swimming in the sea, you probably got MERMAIDS.
If you get it from a spider bite, you have contracted ARACHNAIDS.
If you get it from your lawyers, you have contracted LEGAL AIDS.
If you get it from English Jam, you have got MARMALAIDS.
If you get it from a camera, you’ve got POLARAIDS.
If you catch it in Russia, then you have COMRAIDS.
If you get it from food made at home, it is known as HOMEMAIDS.
If you get it from an Advisor it is called AIDSVIRUS.
If you get it from a terrorist, it ought to be a GREN-AID
If you are in India and it's all about time, then you've got the DEL-AID!
If you caught it at sea, it’s a MERM-AID
If you got it for college, then it most definitely is FINANCIAL-AID $$$
If you get it from LIONBRIDGE, it gotta be a JOB-AID!
If you haven’t got enough of it, it must be an ACCOL-AID
If you aren’t all sweet, you must be a TIR-AID
If you got it in a motor, it’s called a MOTORC-AID
If you eat it every morning, you’ve got the BR-AID
If you got it at Orange, you caught the PRE-PAID!
If you are surrounded by beautiful women in the ocean, it’s called MERMAIDS.
If u hang colourfull clothes in sun it fAIDs.
If u don’t oil your hair properly u won’t get long brAIDS.
When J & J Baby oil catches it, it is BAN(NE)D-AIDS.
If you get bitten by a mad dog it’s called RABBAIDS
If you get it from (Wathching Sachin in)too many ADIDAS commercials, its called AIDSidas
In case you go underwater and catch LOVEria its gotto be mermAIDS