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AIDS ENTRIES- The lazy thursday contest

Thursday, March 24, 2005

So, to AID YOU - come along, read the 'AIDS Flash', and then ….. share YOUR OWN * unique * strain of the AIDS virus.
Let's have some deshi ones too.

Here's a gentle eAID:

- to create kleenAIDS
- leave out 'colorfulAIDS'

Go on ……………………….SPREAD AIDS !!!!!
AID me in making this contest infectious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AIDS ENTRIES

If you get it by jamming up with oranges in a jar, you’ve got MARMALAID.

Brenda Fernandes

Washing it with RIN keeps you SAFAIDS

Arjun Mahajan

If you get it from MS , it is JOBAIDS

People with the pink slip go UNPAIDS

People going to heaven always wish they’d got it and gone to HAIDS

Doing it near the forest keeps you in the GLAIDS

Fat people have been getting it from MARMALAIDS

If you cut yourself getting it, it’s called BLAIDS

Sitting on the dock gives you PROMENAIDS

Going on the Holy Wars gives you the CRUSAIDS

Weathermen always have CENTIGRAIDS


If you catch it from Michael Jackson, it’s ADOLESCAIDS.

Lakshmy Nair

If you’ve been infected by a dog bite, they call it RABAIDS.

If you are infected by a syringe, it’s INJECTAIDS.

If you catch it from Abdul Karim Telgi, it’s STAMPAIDS.

If you get it from a blood transfusion, it’s TRANSFERAIDS.

If you are infected by the Internet, it’s CYBERAIDS.


"If you got it from the sea and you don't want to get cured then... it’s MERMAIDS!!"

Uttam Shukla


If you get it from a ceremonial procession, it’s called CAVALCAIDS

Bonsy Shah

If u catch it while fishing for someone, it's gotta be MERMAIDS

Shaju John


If it's spread while travelling in mumbai local, it's called MUMAIDS

Anil J Menon


If you catch it while eating chaat in a street corner, it's CHAATAIDS

If it's spread while chatting on net, it's called NETAIDS

If it's spread while playing HOLI, it's called RUNGAIDS


If u catch it by working in Microsoft……..u’ve got BILL GAIDS

Sahil Nagdeve

If u eat a lot of dairy products……. u get milkmAIDS

If u play too much with fire, u get FIRE BRIGAIDS


No AIDS with lesser the MAIDS you AID(ES)

Moses John Wesley


If you get it from Bihar, you have got LALOO PRASAD YADAV
AIDS.

Renny Abraham

If you get it from beautiful women swimming in the sea, you probably got MERMAIDS.

If you get it from a spider bite, you have contracted ARACHNAIDS.

If you get it from your lawyers, you have contracted LEGAL AIDS.

If you get it from English Jam, you have got MARMALAIDS.

If you get it from a camera, you’ve got POLARAIDS.

If you catch it in Russia, then you have COMRAIDS.

Kuldip Gandhi

If you get it from food made at home, it is known as HOMEMAIDS.

Pratichi Gupta


If you get it from an Advisor it is called AIDSVIRUS.

Denzil Dmello

If you get it from a terrorist, it ought to be a GREN-AID

Ria Roy

If you are in India and it's all about time, then you've got the DEL-AID!

If you caught it at sea, it’s a MERM-AID

If you got it for college, then it most definitely is FINANCIAL-AID $$$

If you get it from LIONBRIDGE, it gotta be a JOB-AID!

If you haven’t got enough of it, it must be an ACCOL-AID

If you aren’t all sweet, you must be a TIR-AID

If you got it in a motor, it’s called a MOTORC-AID

If you eat it every morning, you’ve got the BR-AID

If you got it at Orange, you caught the PRE-PAID!


If you are surrounded by beautiful women in the ocean, it’s called MERMAIDS.

Anuradha Ananth


If u hang colourfull clothes in sun it fAIDs.

Meenakshi Phene

If u don’t oil your hair properly u won’t get long brAIDS.


When J & J Baby oil catches it, it is BAN(NE)D-AIDS.

Narendra Singhal


If you get bitten by a mad dog it’s called RABB
AIDS

Amita Pai


If you get it from (Wathching Sachin in)too many ADIDAS commercials, its called AIDSidas

Abhishek Jain

In case you go underwater and catch LOVEria its gotto be mermAIDS

Pradeep Somanathan

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Saturday Sync

Sunday, March 20, 2005
Nothing like syncing on a Saturday.
Confusing eh!!!

Well, actually its quite simple...
Saturday is really the time to catch up.. get in sync with life.
The time to catch up with Friends... housework.. dirty linen... even dirtier dishes... you know what I mean

We spend 5 days out of 7 too busy to do any real productive work.
Sunday is spent in anticipation of the next 5.
That leaves us with Saturday.

Its the day you get up early cos you don't wanna miss on the fun.

Why waste a holiday I say...:-)

Well I caught up with friends,closthes, housekeeping and even dropped into office for awhile. That's how I'm writing this blog.

How do you spend you saturday?????
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Happy Women's Day

Wednesday, March 09, 2005
8th of March - International Women's day.

Actually, I believe we need an International Men's day.. the way things are going!!
I did send in my wishes on this day and received numerous replies.
Ranjini probabaly echoed my sentiments best -" Thank you. Hope our kind treats you well this year."
Yes, I certainly hope so.

I respect most women.
I like a lot of women.

I loved and continued to love a few women.
I love them for their intelligence, their warmth & care, their attention to detail.
I love the way they walk.. the way they talk , and the way they make my heart flutter when they look into my eyes.
I love the way they care.. like lovers, like friends, like mothers and the way they're always there to take care of my pain.

I love doing things for them.
Holding them when they need support.
Sitting and watching the stars on a mooonlit night with her arms around me...

oh stop it arjun... it's only wishful thinking



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The OCA bash 05

Monday, March 07, 2005
..not a bashing type of bash - but rather the Old Campionites Association yearly party hosted by the alma mater on Friday the 4th... not the 13th!!

I was apprehensive, at first - but then I met the teachers. The same faces who'd seen my apprehension as a child. The same people who'd helped me grow, had played their part is building the foundation of where I am today.

I owe these ladies and gentlemen a lot.

Only a few were present - Mrs. Creado (English), Mr Gomes (phys - chem) , Mr Figuiredo (computers), Mr Panjabi (librarian) and Mr.Marzarello (Sports). I wasn't into sports back at Campion - but the acads people definitely remembered me... unbelievable after 12 years.
They said I hadn't changed - except for the hair on the head. The voice and the mannerisms remained. All of a sudden the memories came rushing back. I kept hoping that Ms.Athaide would make an entrance - but sadly that didn't happen :-( .
She was the cynosure of all eyes back in school days and I remember the crazy things we did to attract her attention back then.

There were people from most batches - except the early 40s probably. Our batch of 93 was represented by Subir, Kersi, Bikram Chopra, Saurav Chowdhury, Francis Couto and yours truly. Subir and Kersi represented the married category and had their better halves in tow.

It was a great place to network and so we did. Lots of guys we recognized by face - now we started to put names to them as well. The food was good and the drinks were better. I had to keep in mind that I had to travel back by train. So the intake was much lower than usual. :-)

The crowning moment of the evening - 200 youngsters, middle aged, elderly and grandaddies singing the School anthem. WOW !
!

All in all a great evening!
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Bihar Driving License....

Friday, March 04, 2005
So I haven't been writing here, for sometime.
Actually I maintain 3 Blogs... one for Life in general, the other for my loves in life and the third for Office.
I do update at least one of these on a daily basis. The stuff below is something that was fwded to me by a friend. It's hilarious and I thought it'd be a good thing to have it on the blog


Bihar Driving License...
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.


1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Other

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: _____________ __________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not
no,leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (C ircle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color


(Check karet box)

13
.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, plea se do not copy
thumb impression also. Please
provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS:


Whaddaya think ????
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